Adam and Eve

by Erik S, 6/2/86

Adam said, "hey, baby, let's go!"

Eve replied, "hey, hey, woe, woe!"

Adam couldn't take it, so he shot his stick

When Eve discovered his puny little dick

She laughed for the first time

And exposed his shame

"I think we should call God

You look so lame"

But Adam remembered her lopsided breast

And pointed at her, and laughed his best

And when she was pissed, she just hissed

And Adam this time wasn't gonna miss

So he told her of mechanical things

He taught her of the birds and the bees

But when she heard it, she was scared

And asked gently, "what about the trees?"

Adam was confused, and started to think

Her lips so beautiful, and cheeks so pink

He touched her bosom, so gently, too

Till she gave in, and yelled, "Yahoo!!!"